Owen

thehobbitcompilationblog: idareu2bme: stut—ter: idareu2bme: l...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:25:56 -0400

idareu2bme:

stut—ter:

idareu2bme:

lokidindeed:

i-deduce-youre-a-bitch:

YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!

is this legit?

This is legit. My husband, sitting across the room, looks over and says, “IS THAT SOMEONE SHOWING HOW TO CONVERT ENGLISH TO TENGWAR? BECAUSE THAT’S THE WAY!”

Believe this man. He owns atlases of Middle Earth, the complete history of Middle Earth (leatherbound), and has read the books at least 150 times. Also: speaks elvish.

Yes.

What if there are two vowels in a row?

Does anyone know the answer to that last question?

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Wed, 22 May 2013 23:43:42 -0400

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Sun, 19 May 2013 08:10:31 -0400

http://youtube-personalities.tumblr.com/

http://youtube-personalities.tumblr.com/

geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a...

Sun, 19 May 2013 07:54:55 -0400

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

bop it

pull it

twist it

harder

better

faster

stronger

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

peoplefkingsuck: bitchytbh: bitchytbh: bitchytbh: My best friend just lost her virginity bc she...

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:02:13 -0400

peoplefkingsuck:

bitchytbh:

bitchytbh:

bitchytbh:

My best friend just lost her virginity bc she was too lazy to turn a light on and the boy she was with said “I’ll turn it on if you fuck me” so he did and they did..

AND THEY DIDN’T USE A CONDOM BECAUSE SHE WAS TOO LAZY TO GET ONE OUT OF HER BAG

And she’s trying to figure out when she last had her period depending on what homework she had due

it’s kind of funny how many notes my wrong decision and pure laziness has gotten me

dear-melina-count-me-in: like-fairy-acid: bo0ner: captainkelli...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:26:19 -0400

dear-melina-count-me-in:

like-fairy-acid:

bo0ner:

captainkellic:

assertively:

i just really wanted to screenshot this holy shit

…this is amazing

im crying, if you dont reblog this im judging you

Oh wow. Words I have none

…what?

royal-high: a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months....

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:16:40 -0400

royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

tyleroakley: buzzfeed: George Takei responds to “traditional”...

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:06:40 -0400

tyleroakley:

buzzfeed:

George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans.

George Takei is flawfree.

Why did I just see someone walk past my house in a gorilla suit?

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:37:30 -0400

Why did I just see someone walk past my house in a gorilla suit?

dampsandwich: every time i see an ‘m’ anywhere, i look closely to make sure it’s not actually...

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:23:25 -0400

dampsandwich:

every time i see an ‘m’ anywhere, i look closely to make sure it’s not actually ‘rn’

rnakes sense.

thecraziie: Follow http://thecraziie.tumblr.com/ for an...

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:25:00 -0400

thecraziie:

Follow http://thecraziie.tumblr.com/ for an awesome active random blog!

Post #500

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:04:32 -0400

Halfway to 1,000.

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Fri, 17 May 2013 17:03:53 -0400

dick-luver: casual reminder that cartoonnetwork never gave a...

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:59:06 -0400

dick-luver:

casual reminder that cartoonnetwork never gave a fuck

inthurnet: i cant even

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:55:57 -0400

inthurnet:

i cant even

If you say so.

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:03:28 -0400

If you say so.

"I love to play music. So why endanger that with something like drugs?"

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:28:13 -0400

“I love to play music. So why endanger that with something like drugs?”

- Dave Grohl

So I was talking to my mom and we decided to start making plans for my graduation party next year....

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:18:23 -0400

So I was talking to my mom and we decided to start making plans for my graduation party next year. As we’re starting the plans, she asks me, “What kind of theme do you want?” I said I didn’t really want a theme and she gasped and said, “I can’t believe a son of mine just said that.”

castielpoops: MY MOM JUST POINTED SOMETHING OUT TO ME A MONTH OR TWO AGO I DID THIS PAINTING AND...

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:06:09 -0400

castielpoops:

MY MOM JUST POINTED SOMETHING OUT TO ME

A MONTH OR TWO AGO I DID THIS PAINTING

AND SHE SAW A GIF OF THE ANGEL FALLING THAT SHOWED WINGS AND SHE WAS LIKE “YOU PAINTED THAT”

I AM A PROPHET

proud-youth: omgtsn: fatpeasants: amazinglornaisnotonfire: wo...

Wed, 15 May 2013 17:03:11 -0400

proud-youth:

omgtsn:

fatpeasants:

amazinglornaisnotonfire:

wo-nderland:

fucking-wh4t:

r0y4nthony:

suits the blog.

if this isn’t on your blog you should be ashamed

this suits everyones blog ok

omfg

wut

ey ti

i scrolled passed it, and then i thought, this is way to good not to reblog