Sam: Oh, hey, Chuck, look. If you really wanna publish more books, I guess that’s okay with us.
Chuck: Wow, really?
Sam: No, not really. We have guns and we’ll find you.
Chuck: Okay, okay. No more books.
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
australia gets christmas before america
but american gets freedom before everyone
but canada gets maple syrup before everyone
but hungarians open gifts on the 24th
eight fucking days of presents
gets paid for going to school.
Did we just witness a World Meeting?
i hate complaining bc i know it annoys people but i still complain all the time
Are you complaining about complaining?
Alright, so I’m walking back to my room after my shower
The hallway light was off and I thought the door to my room was open and that I left my light off
I walked right into the door